In a perfect world, we would all look breathtakingly beautiful in our perfect Eid clothes, feasting on mouthwatering dishes lining a big table in the garden, in the company of our friends and relatives. Unfortunately, the reality is a bit different, to say the least.
Unrealistic Eid Expectation #1: Showing Up To Masjid Looking Put Together
Waking up late
Barely having any time to shower
Making a mad dash for azarband (drawstring), and fighting for the iron.
A taunt from your dad: “Ye larka her saal ye he kerta hai!”
Looking for a mosque “jahan namaz dair se hogi”
Unrealistic Eid Expectation #2: Getting Lots of Eidi
You are too old for eidi.
All rich relatives now live abroad.
All the kids in the family now expect eidi from you. In short, WTF.
Unrealistic Eid Expectation #3: Looking Beautiful In Eid Clothes
It’s too hot to wear your fancy clothes.
You wear your beautiful clothes and look amazing, but no one comes to your house, neither do you visit anyone. In short, WTF!!
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Unrealistic Eid Expectation# 4: Spending Eid With Friends And Family
All your favorite relatives have moved abroad.
All your not so favorite relatives are ignoring you too.
Your friends have a life.
You spend Eid sleeping, watching tv, and admiring everyone else’s perfect Eid on Facebook.
Unrealistic Eid Expectation #5: Having A Feast
You are fed up of the same menu of biryani, korma, mithai, and sawaiyan every year.
You order a pizza which gets devoured by your relatives.
We hope that your Eid goes just the way you expect it to this year. May all your expectations turn into reality this Eid. Eid Mubarak!